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JudoJoe's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 56 (From 10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,255 Points

Gretel and Hansel

Baby Steps Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Slingshot Breakfast Unlocked 10/21/09
5 Points
Obtain the slingshot
Bitch Slap Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Shoot mom in the face
Honey Horror Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get Bee Death
Sucked Dry Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get Spider Death
Time is Running Out Unlocked 10/21/09
10 Points
Get the clock
Electra Complex Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Get Dad Carriage Death
Here is Mommy! Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Get Axe Death
Kain Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Kill Hansel
Kiss That Cyuke Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Get Rabbit Death
Pecking Order Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Get Crow Death
Pest Removal Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Trap the squirrel
The Flamer Unlocked 10/21/09
25 Points
Get Fire Death
Clockspert Unlocked 10/21/09
50 Points
Solve clock puzzle
Get Stoned Unlocked 10/21/09
50 Points
Get all 10 stones
Gretel Unit 25 Points Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Pop, Rock and Drop It 50 Points Drop all ten stones
Grimm Master 100 Points Get all 10 deaths

Medals Earned: 15/18 (325/500 points)

Human Centipede: The Game

Reading Rainbow Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Grave Damage 10 Points Destroy 100 tombstones
Hop A Cop 10 Points Bypass a cop by moving over him
Nice Aim 25 Points Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
Raise The Roofie 25 Points collect 3 roofies in a single level
Speedy Pedey 25 Points Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Antivenom 50 Points Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Donut Break 50 Points Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Pede Gatherer 50 Points Achieve 50,000 points
Cop Killa 100 Points Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Pede Master 100 Points Achieve 100,000 points
Dieter's Laser Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Together Forever Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Miami Shark

Apache Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Crush the Apache Helicopter
LearJet Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Crush the Lear Jet
Mini Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Sheriff Unlocked 10/19/09
25 Points
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
B2 Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Crush the B-2 Spirit
B747 Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Crush the Boeing 747
Beluga Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Concorde Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Crush the Concorde
SpaceShuttle Unlocked 10/19/09
50 Points
Crush the Space Shuttle
B52 50 Points Crush the B-52 Fortress
Ducks 50 Points Kill 15 Ducks
Sailor 50 Points Crush 95 Sailing Yachts

Medals Earned: 9/12 (350/500 points)

Portal Defenders

Big Fuzzy Hug Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points
View the game walkthrough.
First Blood Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points
Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami 5 Points Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid 10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger 10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI 10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo 25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs 25 Points Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner 25 Points Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver 25 Points View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez! 25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser 50 Points Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal 50 Points Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter 50 Points Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan 50 Points Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever 100 Points Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
BoM-nivore Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Creditz Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Doer of Radical Wrong Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Juggler Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Horde Fighter Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/23 (20/540 points)

Spewer

Burp Unlocked 5/16/09
5 Points
Complete the first chapter.
Airhead 10 Points Complete the second chapter.
Architect 10 Points Complete a level made in the map editor.
Rocket Sauce 10 Points Complete the third chapter.
Gishy 25 Points Complete the fourth chapter.
Conclusion 50 Points Complete the final chapter.
Perfectionist 100 Points Complete the bonus chapter.

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/210 points)

Sydney Shark

AirbusA380 Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
NuclearRocket Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Sailplane Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
UFO Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the UFO
Zeppelin Unlocked 5/1/10
25 Points
Take down the zeppelin
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Horse 50 Points Kill 9 horses
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
I Like Betty Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Table Groper Unlocked 4/1/11
10 Points
Try to grab all the tables.
Antisocial Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oblivious Unlocked 4/1/11
25 Points
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead Unlocked 4/1/11
50 Points
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/12 (125/295 points)

Time Fcuk

Everyone will leave you Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
Opinionated Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points
get to level 22
The Assent Unlocked 9/22/09
50 Points
Get the good ending
You've learned nothing 5 Points Get the bad ending
Obsessed 25 Points Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever 50 Points beat an explore campaign
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 5/9 (90/270 points)

Warriors of the Portal

RT I like it Unlocked 5/15/11
25 Points
Gigantor survives the battle
Hail to the King 5 Points Support Pico Day
C-C-Combo Breaker 10 Points "Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Change of Perspective 10 Points Evade "A" freezing death
Erotic Bonus 10 Points Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Screw you Asimov 25 Points Mindchamber survives the battle
Cameo I Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo II Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Cameo III Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
WTF? FTW! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)

William and Sly

Flight Unlocked 8/5/09
5 Points
Find the wings.
Weather Mage Unlocked 8/5/09
5 Points
Turn off the rain.
Resolution Unlocked 8/5/09
25 Points
Complete the game.
Dominus Lux 10 Points Slay five darklings.
Deviation 25 Points Unlock all boxes and switches.
Sensitive Nose 50 Points Find all of the mushrooms.
Sly Fox 100 Points Earn more than 35,000 points.

Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/220 points)